Any cynic can ridicule Sarah Palin’s War on English, but let’s give the doll some credit: Below the surface, it actually looks like she’s trying to harness The Elements of Style. Plus yard sailing, cardboard boat racing, and collaborative consumption – oh my!

#2 Patrick Swayze in Ghost…

Just maybe if PETA could have found the compassion to forgive Michael Vick, it could have laid a blueprint for America for how to find new compassion for the animals.

Michael Vick and Pastor Montgomery might have eroded some of our faith with their crimes, but there’s a way to get it back.

The region is purring with anticipation… no, we’re wagging our tails… okay let’s be honest: we’re all humping booty-looking pillows with excitement.