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Combining spicy, salt, sour, and sweet instantly seduces the tongue and corrupts your judgment. Consider the Margatini Espolon a tropical love bite.

Unlike most American IPA’s, the Thornbridge brew is smoother, crisper, with a hoppy bite. The bitter yet honey finish makes Jaipur a tempting, golden nectar befitting of the gods.

At first glance, this beverage looks like water with lime but surprises with a Brazilian dropkick to the face. The national cocktail, pronounced kī-pa-rēn-ya, is made with Brazilian sugar-cane rum, Cachaca Pitu.

Muddled and shaken, a pinch of sugar flawlessly balances the peppermint and lime. The smoothness of the alcohol fused with the fresh ingredients guarantees your return and eternal gratitude to Edwin for delivering such a divine elixir within our earthly grasps.

A mix of Firefly Sweet Tea vodka and the house lemonade, this refreshing drink is not too sweet, not too lemony. You don’t quite taste the alcohol, just cool, crisp ice tea, which could do some damage if you’re not payin’ no nevermind.

After a few sips of the can, the alcohol begins to hit your bloodstream, bringing that familiar feeling. Then, as you drink, you notice yourself drinking faster. With time, you become incredibly caffeinated, and drunker. As you put your can down, one realizes a fist is being made for no reason.