Oh My God, My Man Crush Is Gay!!!!!

What’s up dudes,

 

So let me break it down with the real tip yo.  (See, I still retain my south Bronx roots.)  Whatever, anyway, so My girlfriend sent me a mother’s day card, (cause I’m a mother f’er).  It was a joke, but it had my favorite dude doing the card.  It was Barney Stintson, (which is Neil Patrick Harris’ character on How I Met Your Mother, which is now my favorite show since The Shield and Scrubs are off the air).  This made me realize that Neil Patrick Harris is my new man crush.

 

Now, before we get on the whole “Torres is going gay” thing, let’s get one thing straight.  Every man has a man crush.  The whole man crush thing has been done to death, but my man crush is different.  You see, Neil Patrick Harris is gay.  I don’t know how that affects the whole man crush thing. 

 

You see, most man crushes are sports heroes or the like.  You know, cool guys who do things that us normal guys could never do.  It’s nothing that any guy ever has to worry about because at the end of the day, a guy could never be with his man crush.  I, however, have the chance to be with mine because he is gay.  Again, I am not, but still, I don’t know if this is a breach of edict for the man crush thing, or if this isn’t.

 

Again, before you judge me, remember Harris in the Harold and Kumar movies?  The dude was classic.  If you have ever watched an episode of How I Met Your Mother, you know that Barney is what every guy has always wanted to be to a point.  There has never been a time when he has come across as anything but a class act and a cool person.  These are traits of a man who is deserving of being a man’s man crush my friends.

 

If his was straight, there would be problems, but since he isn’t, does this exclude him from being a guy’s man crush?  I hope not, cause I love the guy……just not in that way.

 

Later dudes,

 

The Silver Fox

 

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ABOUT THE WRITER
For over 7 years, Alfredo Torres helped spread joy, laughter and music over the local airwaves. Getting his start as a regular on the Mike and Bob show, he took his talents to his own, "Alfredo Torres Debacale," before moving on to 100.5 Max FM's Locals Lounges where he featured the most talented local rock bands in the Hampton Roads area. He went on to host a successful video blog for Port Folio Weekly and currently is featured on Bob's Boneyard, a podcast staring himself along with Bob Fresh and Manny Fresh formally of the Mike and Bob show and Torres vs Zombies, a zombie survival podcast. He has been there, done that and has the T-shirt to prove it, even if the T-shirt doesn't fit anymore. Widely respected for his quick wit, knowledge of music and zombies, and a passion for local artist, The Silver Fox doesn't follow the politically correct path.
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