Yup, It Really Is My Fault.

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Monday, April 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm

What’s up dudes,

 

So it is official my friends, I kind of thought it was, but now I know for sure.  After the last couple of years of ignoring the facts from people like Al Gore, that I was in fact this monster who was bring about the early destruction of our planet.  But after the latest report from the World Health Organization and reports from The London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine and International Journal of Epidemiology I cant ignore it anymore.  Fat People cause global warming.

 

Yep, it’s true, I am a fat person.  Well I’m over weight, so that makes me fat, and since these reports all say that fat people are causing global warming.  The thought is that it takes more energy to produce the food that fat people eat and since fat people are lazy, they are more than likely to drive, that of course makes the Co2 level rise, and God forgive me for saying this, makes Al Gore right.

 

How can I live with myself?  I have started working out and I plan on just learning to live on crumbs so that I can do my part to put an end to global warming.  Now if only Al Gore would move into a more eco-friendly house than George Bush has, and stop flying private jets to speaking engagement, we would get somewhere.  I’m doing my part Al, now how about do yours.

 

The Silver Fox.  

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  • Lauren Izzo | April 20, 09 @ 10:14 pm

    Don’t you think that the exothermic reaction caused by your workout will have a worse result on the environment than if you just kept your fat ass on the couch all day? Plus don’t people with a higher metabolism require more sustenance?

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For over 7 years, Alfredo Torres helped spread joy, laughter and music over the local airwaves. Getting his start as a regular on the Mike and Bob show, he took his talents to his own, "Alfredo Torres Debacale," before moving on to 100.5 Max FM's Locals Lounges where he featured the most talented local rock bands in the Hampton Roads area. He went on to host a successful video blog for Port Folio Weekly and currently is featured on Bob's Boneyard, a podcast staring himself along with Bob Fresh and Manny Fresh formally of the Mike and Bob show and Torres vs Zombies, a zombie survival podcast. He has been there, done that and has the T-shirt to prove it, even if the T-shirt doesn't fit anymore. Widely respected for his quick wit, knowledge of music and zombies, and a passion for local artist, The Silver Fox doesn't follow the politically correct path.
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