The Silver Fox’s Top 10 List

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Tuesday, March 10th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

What’s up dudes,

 

As anyone who reads the news knows, Your dear President Obama embarrassed not only himself but our country with his recent gift of 25 dvd to the prime minister of Great Britain.  Yes, that’s right, 25 DVD’s.  All Obama got was a pen set that was made from the wood of one of Britain’s most famous anti-slavery ships, The HMS Gannet among other things.  It seems like class is another thing that is really lacking in the Obama presidency, but in the spirit of the famous David Letterman top 10 list, here is a list of the top 10 things that President Obama could have given Prime Minister Gordon Brown instead of 25 DVD’s.

 

 

     10.    A number 23 Michael Jordon Chicago Bulls Jersey.

 

    9,……..cable tv.

    8.  A 50 dollar Itunes gift card.

 

    7.  The Watchman graphic novel.

    6.  A years subscription to Sports Illustrated, (including the swimsuit issue),

   

    5  .An autographed Hooters calendar.

 

    4.        A free oil change from Midas.

 

    3.   A couple of passes to Disney World (good only during the off season).

   

    2.   25 DVDs………All from the Girls Gone Wild series

 

And the number 1 gift that President Obama could have given Prime Minister Brown is…………..

 

 

  1. Tickets to the sold out Phish show in Hampton.

 

 

The Silver Fox

 

 

   

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For over 7 years, Alfredo Torres helped spread joy, laughter and music over the local airwaves. Getting his start as a regular on the Mike and Bob show, he took his talents to his own, "Alfredo Torres Debacale," before moving on to 100.5 Max FM's Locals Lounges where he featured the most talented local rock bands in the Hampton Roads area. He went on to host a successful video blog for Port Folio Weekly and currently is featured on Bob's Boneyard, a podcast staring himself along with Bob Fresh and Manny Fresh formally of the Mike and Bob show and Torres vs Zombies, a zombie survival podcast. He has been there, done that and has the T-shirt to prove it, even if the T-shirt doesn't fit anymore. Widely respected for his quick wit, knowledge of music and zombies, and a passion for local artist, The Silver Fox doesn't follow the politically correct path.
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