And if you’re not, there should be some ceremony where you have to start calling yourself German until further notice.

These two are almost certainly from one of the fun countries.

First of all, by ‘cool’ I mean that if someone is putting together a list for a party, they should think, “Hey, let’s invite that (insert fun nationality here) kid.” If you’re from one of these countries we could be friends. Everyone else still needs to go through try-outs.

In no particular order:

Dominican

Jamaica

Canada

Congo

Australia

Ireland

Brazil

Kurds (I’m told)

Help me out with the other two. But there’s definitely only 10. I counted last night when I was drunk.