Just when it seemed there’d never be a show at the NorVa you could pay me to go to ever again, they’ve added some dates that make me pee my pants a little.

(I can’t say with certainty what the hell has been going on with the NorVa’s scheduling of late;  word on the in-the-know-street is the venue’s having a hard time pulling acts all the way to Norfolk since opening The National in Richmond. Dear Bands, yes, I get it’s easier to just stop off I-95 on your East Coast tour than sojourning to Nawfuck; but you’re BREAKING my heart.)

Anyway, amidst a sorrowful schedule of “tribute” acts, Battles to Open for X [x=crappy screamo band], headlining crappy screamo bands, and David Archuleta, shines a few shows of interest for people over the age of 14 and/or not currently in a JNCOs and clown make-up phase:

The Ting Tings
Mon, Mar. 23
7 pm

(Watch how freaking adorable they are here)
Girl Talk
Fri, Apr. 3
9 pm

Bone Thugs -N- Harmony
Mon, Apr. 6
8 pm

If you can’t wait that long, there’s also Citizen Cope on Sat, Feb 28 or Busta Ryhmes on Wed. March 11.

See ya at the crossroads, people.