You see, Super bowl Sunday is a day for eating. This is a day when you throw way the diet. This is the day when you go to parties or you go to your favorite bar and indulge. You indulge like you only can on those 3 other days. I mean, reeeeaalllllyyyyy indulge. This day gets a fat guy’s mojo working. This day gets his juices following. This day gets a fat guy as excited as Vince selling the Sham Wow. The spread my friends, is almost, no, make that more important that the game itself. Super bowl Sunday is the national holiday for the fat man, and check out how he celebrates,

Chicken wings, pizza, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, potato chips, pretzels, deviled eggs, pigs in a blanket, meatballs, sub sandwiches, cheese with crackers, hot dogs, braughts, Italian sausages, hot sausages, fried cheese sticks. fried poppers, chips and salsa, 7 layer bean dips, fried chicken, French fries, potato skins, steak fries, grilled steak, meatloaf, baked ham, popcorn, fruit salad, salads, and of course, every type of dip imaginable. Ranch, Blue Cheese, Bean, Salsa, Cucumber, BBQ, cheese, Raspberry and onion, Of course you only really have 3 options for drinks. Beer, soda or your favorite mixed drink. If you’re a girl or someone who is just at the party and doesn’t even know that a football game is on, wine.

Wow, what a menu. It’s like I died and went to fat heaven. By the way, I don’t want to hear about my health. I don’t want to hear about my New Years resolution. I don’t care about my diet. I really could care less. I have four days a year, and today is the first. So go out and enjoy this day. Enjoy eating and don’t worry about how you look when you loosen your belt and unbutton your pants. Go and enjoy a party, or throw one yourself. Go out to your favorite sports bar if you don’t feel like making all the goodies and surround yourself with your favorite company, oh and don’t forget to invite your friends and if you get a chance in-between bites, enjoy the Super Bowl.

The Silver Fox