Tuesday, May 11, 2010
There Will Be Kickball
Words Jesse Scaccia
Tuesday, May 11th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
If this story were to be told in one line, that line would be this:

A kickball.
Kickball/wiffleball and picnic, every Friday, through the summer, Blair Middle School Field, 6pm, bring everything good in your life. Here’s the Facebook event page if that’s how you roll and for ease of friend invitement purposes. Let’s kickball our troubles away and enjoy the loveliness of Ghent and grass.
That’s all pretty self-explanatory. Here’s a superfluous poem just the same…
Bring your good times, and your laughter too.
And if he’s not busy, bring your old pal Lou.
Bring the boring fella from work, trust me it’s fine,
because everyone’s cooler, when kicking a big red ball’s behind.
Bring that child! Because children are fun,

If your Lou is half as cool as this one, I demand you bring him.
but you better warn them, of the teeth-rotting effect of gum.
I say you invite your neighbors, in a neighborly way.
Promise them a pie, we’ll wiffleball the blocked arteries away!
Honestly, though, what’s wrong with snacks?
If we all clean up, and allow time later for naps?
Do not bring that jerk! Do not bring that crack cocaine!
You can bring Kerry Dougherty, if she promises to behave.
Do not bring that dog that will try to bite me in the leg.
But bring a good dog, one that looks like Peg.
We make our own happiness, I know that much is true,
you can ask anybody, even that rascal Lou.
Okay, see you there. Rain or shine.
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ABOUT THE WRITER
Jesse is the editor in chief of AltDaily, and he's going to take this bio seriously, but not so seriously that he's going to continue in the third person. I've been involved with a bunch of local projects and civic groups in various roles, including: Hampton Roads, The Canvas; Art | Everywhere, Street Performance in Norfolk; Survive Norfolk; Hampton Roads Pride/Out in the Park; Bike Norfolk; re:Vision Norfolk, and such.
I originally came to Norfolk as a Perry Morgan fellow in ODU's creative writing program. Before that I bummed around quite a bit, writing stacks of books that never got published, hitchhiking, couchsurfing, riding the Greyhound up down and back across this country. Some of my favorite jobs and volunteer gigs have included working on organic farms in Ireland; being first mate on an old sail boat in Holland; working at a long-term home for young men in South Africa; being a journalist and high school teacher in New York and California; washing dishes in Yosemite National Park; teaching English in DC and swimming in Florida; and interning at ESPN in Bristol, which was much less cool that you'd want it to be. My career highlights have been having three of my op-eds run in the New York Times, and being the executive producer of a six-part docu-drama on BET. Because school is cool I have three master's degrees (ODU for MFA, NYU for magazine journalism, University of Connecticut for secondary English education). I live in Norfolk because I believe in its potential. Email your ideas or nicely couched criticism to jesse@altdaily.com.
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