The whole purpose of this experiment is to see what it means to be solo in Hampton Roads and to send a Bat Signal up to some AltDaily readers that there is hope for the unattached, so play fair.

Newt’s kiss, his kiss, is on Mitt’s lips.

A fairly cracked out video Hannah and Jesse made talking all crazy about what they like about Hampton Roads.

Black Magic, MacArthur on Ice, O’Connor Frikin Night, Loni Love, Holiday Light at the Beach, Fresh Fridays, d’ARTini Night, Ghent’s Annual Holiday Tree Lighting and Caroling, Art after Dark, The Concise Dicken’s Christmas Carol, The Fighting Jamesons, 10th Annual Fair Trade Festival…

The Best Kind of Corporate Theft: Watching Viral Videos at Work

Get out before everyone else is out shoving their Christmas spirit down your throat.

The Best Kind of Corporate Theft: Watching Viral Videos at Work

Take a lesson from Plan B and get out of the bad relationship fast!!!!

Lola’s, Venue on 35th, Great American Trailer Park Musical, Hansel and Gretel do opera, Fighting Jamesons, Sharx!, Belmont, JewMa, Freedom Marathon, MONSTER JAM, Plan B Comedy, Ramp Jam, B-boying, CRUSH…

If you’re into Japanese Punk Rock, cake, puppies, women, anime, the 1960s, art, guns, easy money, festivals, bikes, photography, pottery, women, movies, drinks, great food, dancing, or even fairy tales, then there’s a good chance the perfect activity awaits you this weekend.

In my opinion it’s the perfect weekend. You can be whoever you want, whatever you want, and however you want to be. You make the rules.

Please abide by the laws of the land, but ignoring ignorant moral laws “society” has put on us is encouraged.

They say it’s going to rain this weekend, but I refuse to be locked inside. No t-storm or puddle is going to keep me from having fun. And it shouldn’t stop you either.

Maybe it was a glimpse into Virginia Beach’s past, where the city was smaller, but perhaps a little wilder. Maybe it speaks to what happens when a city treats its citizens like children, scolding their language.

These videos–made by Hollywood’s pal Mark Fussell–prove it.

Quarters please!!

If the Internet thinks you should date someone you held after they were born, you’re doing it wrong.

7. Roadside phone booths – I’m pretty sure that only drug dealers and the mafia still use these. Perhaps removing them will make them rethink their life choices.

I abuse hyperbole like “genius” and “funny” way too much as we all do about our friends. Regi is the cat I tend to mean it about.

Jesse apologizes for an ill-conceived FB status update about cyclists.

Why hold on to past memories of embarrassing moments with the written proof that they actually happened? So that in a few years, after getting over the major trauma of it all, they can be read out loud into a microphone directed to a group of strangers in a bar. It’s a wonderful idea from which “Cringe Night” was born.

Khori Johnson, one of the area’s leading comic lights of the last half decade or so, is stopping through the 757 between Colorado and Iraq this Sunday.

Two totally insane, awesome, surely peyote inspired, glorious videos some complete lunatics made to promote a college hockey team and a soft drink. Starring the Bear.

Over the Thanksgiving holiday many of you will be meeting the people who had sex to create the person you’re having sex with. Here’s how you should act.

The wind fled the room. It was hard to hide my grin. “OK, for next class, I want all of you to write an essay in support of gay marriage.” Shock, awe, and horror registered beneath the baseball caps and scrunchies.

Billed as the gayest and most outrageous comedy tour in the US, “Under the Gaydar” will be at the Boot tonight.

Don’t ask, “How are you, baby?” because, in fact, I’m a grown woman, and I haven’t been a baby for, oh, I don’t know, Gino, about 28 years.

I knew marketers were trying creative ways to lure customers, but this crosses some line of decency.

Have a cup of joe, a slice of Charley, and a happy weekend, Seven Cities! Video after the jump…

Dress appropriately for work, because you end up turning off the AC.

It is amazing. Video after the jump.

If your boyfriend thinks Dane Cook is the funniest man alive–deal-breaker.

Change has come to the White House

To me, St. Patrick’s day is more than that. I don’t mean to say it’s strictly a day to pound Guinness, Jameson and Bailey’s in massive quantities. That is to say, if you’d like to get hammered in such a manner, I strongly encourage you (additionally, if you want to do shots of tequila and drink Dos Equis come Cinco de Mayo, I’m down) but for me it is a chance to consider my own inner Irish-ness.

As a blogger, I try to make the occasional funny.  If I’m lucky, I get one or two comments that let me know my comments were provocative enough that it caused someone’s thoughts to flow from their frontal lobes to their fingers and type something back to me.  Unfortunately, most people don’t comment.  I mean, [...]

In short, Jesus was best known for two things, the first of which is the idea that love and kindness in the community combined with forgiveness of sins was more important than a strict adherence to the finer points of Jewish law. Secondly, Jesus was known for taking the sins of the world on his own shoulder and basically taking brunt of the consequences for the evils of mankind.

And if you’re not, there should be some ceremony where you have to start calling yourself German until further notice.

A specific group has caused as much harm as 30 Iran Contra scandals: ballers.

Instead of heckling, try this: take a sip from your glass, then smash it and stab yourself in the face with the shards. Lord knows it’ll make me happier.

Jon and Kate Plus 8… Wolverines. See the Gosselins raise 8 wolverines from pups to full grown wolverines.  A camera crew will document what happens when 8 wolverines stop being real and start being interesting.  Chances are it’ll have only slightly more growling and torture than the version that’s on TV right now, the bulk [...]

After a few sips of the can, the alcohol begins to hit your bloodstream, bringing that familiar feeling. Then, as you drink, you notice yourself drinking faster. With time, you become incredibly caffeinated, and drunker. As you put your can down, one realizes a fist is being made for no reason.

One thing about you that no one would guess by looking at you: I wet the bed and have a criminal record.

Whats up dudes,

You know, I have come to accept the fact that I’m not known as an intellicual, even though I’m pretty smart. Maybe it’s because of the fact that I have a biker’s fu man chu moustache. Maybe it’s because in a former life, I was a whore. Maybe it’s because I like to wear hawaiian shits with camo pants. Maybe it’s because I’m a blogger who can’t spell. I don’t know. I do love to read though and while the book that I am going to write about isn’t War and Peace, it still means something to me. Now just follow along. The book I’m talking about is……..

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