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Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 at 10:09 pm

Jon and Kate Plus 8…

Wolverines.

See the Gosselins raise 8 wolverines from pups to full grown wolverines.  A camera crew will document what happens when 8 wolverines stop being real and start being interesting.  Chances are it’ll have only slightly more growling and torture than the version that’s on TV right now, the bulk of which comes from this poor guy’s wife.

Ladies trying to get your fellow to commit, this is why men fear marriage.  Life starts off okay, next thing you know you have a whiny wife and 8 children who are just barely cute enough that you resist the urge to slap them until taken into protective custody.

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  • George Booker | February 5, 09 @ 1:21 am

    (slap)(slap)(slap)(slap)(slap)(slap)(slap)(slap)
    “Stop! Eight is enough!”

    -Family Guy

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Brendan Kennedy graduated from Virginia Tech in 2005, with a degree in English. Since graduation, he has pursued a variety of interests, developing not only as a writer but also as a musician, comedian, cook and amateur filmmaker. Now one of his passions, he began investigating fine food and drink while in college. He currently works for a major Hampton Roads beer distributor and has been brewing his own beers at home since 2004.
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